Okay, like I’m not going to blog about this. Whatever. Meek and mild. That’s me. I’m both meek and mild – at least according to a party who shall not be named belonging to an organization which also shall not be named. Why did she call me meek and mild? I’m glad you asked… Now, [...]
Mattresses Don’t Care.
It feels like I never blog anymore. I think that is largely because I don’t, really. It’s still only a temporary situation – until I finish school – but not blogging makes me feel like a boring, doughy lump. I love the guy in the bluntcard. He reminds me of everyone that I have [...]
My Latest Installment…
Okay, here is how it started: I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed, and I saw someone asking a question about that night’s episode of Ghost Hunters, a show that – in my humble opinion – should have been cancelled after the first season (but you already know that about me), and so I read [...]
Happy New Year!!!!!
Happy New Year, bitches. This is my end-of-year blog that highlights the things that I think are worth highlighting and totally rags on the shit that I think needs to eat a bag of dicks. Highlight number one: I really, really like saying, “eat a bag of dicks.” Thank you, Felicia. 2011 wasn’t very [...]
It’s Thriftsmas Time In The City!
In the spirit of brevity, I shall simply call this thrifting blog update business “Thriftsmas.” I’m just too damn lazy to be clever. An inconvenient truth about thrifting is that some days simply suck ass. Now, “sucking ass” is a relative term, especially since I did find a few things to bring home with [...]
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Thriftsmas…
That’s right. Thriftsmas. It’s my word. I totally made it up, and if I see it anywhere else I’m going to know that you totally copied it. Whatev. As you know, the heart of my writing is generally centered on two things: rage and the paranormal. That is my bread and butter, my meat [...]
Breaking News: Four People Were Bored At Monti’s!!!!!
So, last night we had our paranormal investigation at Monti’s La Casa Vieja in Tempe, AZ. I’ve gotten a lot of really good feedback from many of the people that were in attendance, and that makes me very happy. Of course, it’s also no secret at this point – to those that care to give [...]
The Deadbeat Club
Any similarities between any persons living or dead is…ahem… PURELY…just PURELY coincidental… It’s no secret that I was married once before to someone who treated me like shit. It just so happens that it is with said ex that I begat my children. MY children. MINE. MINE and my current hubby’s children. That being [...]
I Guess It’s Time For A Little Landscaping…
Okay, I’ll admit I’m not one of those girls that pays someone to rip out my pubes. It’s just not something that I’ve considered to be a priority in my life. I will also admit that, lately, I’ve been so preoccupied with school and my writing obligations, that I have really let [...]
Beth Brown Rocks. School Is Irritating. Stupid People Suck.
Beth Brown inspires me. Her epic Facebook catharsis made me realize that it might just be time, again, to blog. I don’t mean to ignore my blog, but school is hard and time consuming, so blogging sometimes sits all alone and waits for me to visit. I do have a goal of doing much [...]
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